Shocking Climate Scandal Finally Revealed
Hackers have broken into the US Postal Service email servers to discover a shocking conspiracy to coverup the real cause of climate change: inflation in US Postal charges over the past 100 years!
It may take years to sort through the incriminating emails and data files, but an early picture is emerging of bureaucratic malfeasance, government incompetence, and a political manipulation of data and shutting up of objecting voices.
It is clear from the graph above that postal charges are the leading variable, and a clear cause of the climate change which is obviously the dependent variable in the causative correlation.
Al Fin climatologists expect that USPS and other US government officials will deny the obvious truth being displayed by the charts and the hacked computer files. But PostalGate has now acquired a life of its own, and can no longer be suppressed by government flacks or anyone else.
Labels: Plagiaristic Satire, satire
posted by al fin at 9:41 am
6 Comments:
I knew they were up to something but this?!? It's worse than we thought.
Too late to do anything about it now. Sorry. Just try to use email more often instead of snail mail.
I blame Cliff Clavin from Cheers. During the 80's and 90's he distracted us with his mailman humor. Well thanks to Al Fin the gig is up!
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So it looks like the temperature rise is going to just accelerate then. This has the advantage over the IPCC hypothesis that this one depends on real evidence & is testable in a fairly short time, which makes this a scientific hypothesis & IPCC's merely faith based.
What the Post Office has just been exposed for is truly horrible, now we know why it keeps raising its rates every year.
Looking on the bright side at least this wasn't organized by the Norwegian Postal Service.
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The only hope is that the postal service will buy hybrid mail delivery vehicles to reduce their expenses.
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