Reality Poses Annoying Distraction for Obama

The Reuters headline put it this way: “Pirates Pose Annoying Distraction For Obama.” _Steyn

It is not only pirates that pose an annoying distraction for the clown president. The whole world distracts most annoyingly from the main attraction on the stage, The One, Dear Leader, Messiah for Life.

As it happens, Somali piracy is not a distraction, but a glimpse of the world the day after tomorrow. In my book America Alone, I quote Robert D. Kaplan referring to the lawless fringes of the map as “Indian Territory.” It’s a droll jest but a misleading one, since the very phrase presumes that the badlands will one day be brought within the bounds of the ordered world. In fact, a lot of today’s badlands were relatively ordered not so long ago, and many of them are getting badder and badder by the day.

...According to Chatham House in London, Somali pirates made about $30 million in ransom and booty last year. Thirty mil goes a long way in Somalia, making piracy a very attractive proposition. It’s also a low-risk one. Once upon a time we killed and captured pirates. _Steyn

It is all just so much bother, for Dear Leader. He would much prefer to travel the world giving speeches before large and adoring crowds. The world will get better, just give him time. The world is already a much better place for the Obamas and friends, for George Soros, Goldman Sachs, the Chicago mafia, and the entire web of "Friends and Sponsors of Lord Barry." This year the blossoms bloom brighter, songbirds sing sweeter, and grass grows greener, thanks to The One.

We certainly do not need crews of scurvy pirates distracting from the message, now, do we? Certainly not!

"Bow down and praise The One
Give Him your money and your guns
Build Him a country that makes His Wife proud!
Lord Barry, heal the bitter ones....."