Attention Chris Matthews: This Will Really and Truly Send a Tingle Up Your Leg!
Chris Matthews will never outlive his gushing tribute to Barak Obama: "he makes a tingle go up my leg!" Well, Chris, here is a device you can keep with you at all times, and it really does send a tingle up your leg.
The device stimulates the nerves sending gentle pulses up the woman’s leg for between 10 and 30 minutes leaving women on the verge of climax....If it works for women, no doubt it will work for Obama supporters of either sex. Particularly if their legs are quite susceptible to tingles anyway.
“It gently stimulates the sexual nerve pathways taking the woman to a pre-orgasmic plateau where she dangles on the edge of orgasm for as long as she wants.
“From there, gentle stimulation can then effect the orgasm.” _ImpactLab
This is not exactly a robotic sexual device, but one can easily imagine a robotic companion that incorporates such a "tingler" as part of its basic repertoire.
Also posted at Al Fin, You Sexy Thing!
posted by al fin at 12:39 pm
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2008: The Orgasmatron gets renamed the Obamatron.
Who would have made that prediction? Does it make you see stars or just halos?
All the young girls and middle aged male journalists who faint at Obama rallies might consider buying this product. Call it the Obamatron if you like--it might even boost sales! You could think of it as taking a bit of the Obama electricity home at night, for your very own private tingle.
Tingles you can believe in.
It may be the tingle we've been waiting for.
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