The Alternate Universe of Barak Obama

From The People's Cube:

Separated from his evil twin at birth, Good Obama happily grew up among the friendly and altruistic Marxists, while Evil Obama had the misfortune of being raised by distant cousin Lynne Cheney and her conniving husband Dick. This explains Evil Obama's bitterness that is causing him to cling to his Bible, guns, and victory in Iraq.

To prevent Evil Obama's attempts to destroy his good brother's presidential campaign, it is crucial that the twins are correctly identified, especially when they are speaking in public or to the media.

The differences between the two are subtle, yet the following tips may help the journalists, activists, and other conscientious members of the progressive community to stop the deceitful culprit.

The signs to look for are a flag pin, goatee, eye patch, a long facial scar, or a combination thereof. Keep in mind that Evil Obama is prone to change appearances and often uses a number of disguises or no disguise at all, which can be confusing.

But perhaps the most effective way to tell the two Obamas is to hear what they are actually saying. If the Obama in front of you isn't vague and repetitive, doesn't make you feel like fainting, and doesn't send tingles up your leg, chances are it's his evil twin. _People'sCube

I confess that I myself have been troubled by the inability to tell Barak from his evil twin Mu-Barak, from the Mu universe, an alternate mirror universe to our own. Fortunately, I happened upon the convenient detailed guide above. Don't let the evil Mu-twin get away with his scheme. Make sure you vote for the right left correct twin.