27 September 2011

As the Obama Crisis Deepens, Consider Zombie-Proofing Your Home

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Above you can see the zombie-proof house with all shutters fully closed. In this setting, the only access into the house is via a drawbridge, which must be lowered for entry.
Now you can see the shutters as they begin opening. Notice the large front heavy steel shutter which is electrically controlled.
Concrete shutters are now fully opened, revealing the side windows and front entrance and windows.
Here you can see the lowering of the drawbridge -- the only access to the house when all shutters are closed in full zombie-proof mode.
This is the house as it would normally be seen, with no zombies in the vicinity. Regular patrols by ground and from the air are mandatory, to assure the absence of zombies. A constant seismic surveillance is likewise necessary, to guard against the dreaded tunneling zombies.
After the sun goes down, the house would normally be fully closed in, due to the increased threat of nocturnal zombie attack. Immediately after this photograph was taken, a zombie spotting was reported two houses down, requiring an immediate shuttering-in. Eternal vigilance becomes second nature inside the zombie zone.

Taken from a posting at Al Fin, the Next Level

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Blogger Loren said...

In more conventional zombie scenarios, a fence or wall at least 10 feet high is probably sufficient. More likely wall though, to withstand the zombie horde mindlessly pressing against it. When thousands are pressing against a barrier, those behind lending pressure as well, it can become quite a bit of force.

Tuesday, 27 September, 2011  
Blogger al fin said...

I prefer trenches, mines, walls, moats, and quicksand, as well as razor wire.

You never really know what kind of zombie will come at you next.

Obama zombies are the worst! Why? Even after you shoot their heads off, they still keep coming. Seems they never used their heads to begin with!

Tuesday, 27 September, 2011  

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