While the blondes of Sweden are forced to dye their hair black to avoid roving Muslim rape gangs, the blondes of Latvia are bravely stepping out and speaking out for freedom, democracy, and the care-free life of blondes.
Led by an orchestra, the first-ever blonde parade featured women dressed in pink and white, some accompanied by lapdogs, in a charity fund-raising event that organisers hope will become an annual event.
"I'm not stupid. I'm beautiful and I'll prove it," Ilona Zigure, a participant, said.
Organisers said they were determined to bring positive energy to their country, expected to see its economy contract by 16 per cent this year.
The parade was part of a "Blonde Weekend" which also featured a blonde golf tournament, a little lady fashion show, an evening ball, and a children's drawing competition. _Telegraph
Meanwhile, across the water in Norway and Sweden, advance planners for jihadi gangs are checking ferry schedules and evaluating Latvian mosques and halal food shops and restaurants via the internet. Too many Swedish blondes have dyed their hair dark, it seems. Time to explore new territory.
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