Is it Only a Coincidence That Super-Earth was Discovered in Space the Same Time that Kryptonite is Discovered Underground?

I think not. While astronomers discuss the implications of the discovery of Super-Earth orbiting Gliese 581, 20.5 light years away, mineralogists are contemplating the properties of recently discovered Kryptonite on Earth.

Scientists at the University of Abertay in Dundee, Scotland, have been very quick to size up the implications of these twin "coincidental" discoveries. These Scottish scientists are designing secret underground villages for robots, no doubt with the firm intent of later downloading their consciousness into the robots should it become necessary.

What is more, the ominous disappearance of the honey bees points toward a truly cataclysmic event in the near future. What do the bees know that most humans do not?

Further, could all of this be mere coincidence, occurring so soon upon Al Gore's revelations that Earth's climate has been doomed by man's hubris? Again, I think not. Al Gore has expressed frustration with the slowness of his "thousand person global army crusade" and has hinted to close friends that it may be necessary to clone a thousand copies of himself to get the job done right.

These are all signs that the end is near. It is not for nothing that plans are being made in India and elsewhere to construct colonies on the moon and Mars.

Do not expect everything to be spelled out clearly by the media and government elite. There is only so much room in the escape pods. If you prove yourself worthy, you may be given a slot. If not, perhaps there will be room in the large underground hibernation chambers. Failing that, you may be selected for download to the vast robot village beneath Dundee, Scotland.

There is always hope where there is life.