Hazards of Space Travel--Exploding Breast Implants

Bosses fear the implants may expand and burst due to cabin pressure, according to The Sun.
More than 157 people have paid 115,000 British Pounds [about $200,000] each to travel into space on the Virgin Galactic space "shuttle."

Spokesman Will Whitehorn said: "We've discovered there may well be issues with breast augmentation.
"We're not sure whether they could stand the trip - they could well explode."
Of course an intelligent breast implant would be able to adjust to varying cabin pressure, and remain intact. Research into such intelligent pressure compensating breast implants--as well as implants that can adjust their size to suit one's mood--is ongoing.
Hat tip Medgadget and The Jawa Report. Original report from Sky News.
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