03 July 2008

Human-Pig Hybrid Banned from UK Mosque

The UK's Human Fertilisation and Embryology Authority has approved the production of human-pig hybrids , but a London imam warns authorities that such hybrids will not be welcome in his East London mosque, or any UK mosques.
"We will take skin cells from patients who have a mutation for certain kinds of heart disease (cardiomyopathy, which makes the heart lose its pumping strength) and put them into pig eggs after their chromosomes have been removed. We will then make embryos...it's important to say that we're at the very early stages of this research and it will take a considerable amount of time. There is still a great deal to learn about these techniques and much of our early work will involve understanding how we can make the hybrid cloning process as efficient as possible." __Source
Al Fin's cousin Abu has notified Al Fin that Imam Abdul Makin, from his East London mosque, has issued a fatwah against any human-pig hybrids who try to enter his mosque--or any UK mosque.

The mood was tense at the UK Human Fertilisation and Embryology Authority, and officials refused all comment.


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Blogger Snake Oil Baron said...

Haman rights for all haman beings.

Thursday, 03 July, 2008  
Blogger al fin said...

Hmmm, yes.

The ironic thing is, I suspect the imam's mosque has been infiltrated many times over by pig-humans. In fact, judging by the imam's message, pig-humans may be the only congregation he has left.

Friday, 04 July, 2008  
Blogger Snake Oil Baron said...

I think the pigs would object to the comparison. Lets not get hamophobic.

Friday, 04 July, 2008  
Blogger al fin said...

Good point, Baron.

The imam should be concerned about a siege of his mosque by the pig-humans in protest. If it goes on too long they may have him bacon for mercy.

Saturday, 05 July, 2008  

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