26 September 2009

Works Best as a Rectal Suppository

An ingenious band of rogue scientists who go by the likely name of "Dr. Z" have invented a consumer product they call Pearly Dreams Sleep Enhancing Toothpaste. It contains melatonin, valerian, passion flower, and balm mint in a patented combination almost certain to knock you out before you have time to replace your toothbrush in its slot. After reading the testimonials at the Pearly Dreams website, you may be willing to send in your $19.95 for a 3.4 oz tube.

Al Fin engineers working at their top secret testing lab, have discovered that Pearly Dreams works best as a rectal suppository -- even better than as a toothpaste! This is not as surprising as it first sounds, since as you may know, Preparation H was a toothpaste before the FDA told them where to stick it. Something similar may happen to the Pearly Dreams product, by the time the FDA gets through with them.

H/T Keelynet.com and http://j-walkblog.com/index.php?/weblog/posts/brush_teeth_fall_asleep/


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